7 Funny Newspaper Job Wanted Ads You’ve Never Seen

When so many people are making us laugh with funny job wanted ads on Craigslist, let’s take a moment to enjoy the lost art of newspaper job wanted ads.

7 Funny Newspaper Job Wanted Ads You’ve Never Seen

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7. Need someone familiar with police methods

From Rob’s Megaphone via Troy Bettinger:

Cab drivers wanted

6. “Expert in all levels of security”

This guy got 600 replies:

Funny Wanted Ad - Former Marijuana Smuggler

Other gems: “successful fishing business” “executive level management” “References available from… U.S. District Attorney”

5. We let Him do all the work

From NotHired:
Funny Wanted Ad - Divine Contractor

Of course the crew is able to work immediately.

4. Looking for someone on the inside

Funny Wanted Ad - Accountant Staff

3. What do they need the picture for?

Funny Wanted Ad - Kitchen Product Model

2. No vegetarians, please

Funny Wanted Ad - Burger King Staff

Ugh. That’s the last time I eat there.

1. Mercenary for hire

A classic from the Top 10 Best Job Ads of the World:

Desperately Seeking Time Traveling Warrior

Bonus

Seeking: evil half-twin

Funny Wanted Ad - Nemesis

Other funny joke wanted ads.

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