🖊 Funny Unemployed Job Seeker's To Do List

🖊 Funny Unemployed Job Seeker’s To Do List

Every job seeker has made or used a to-do list like this.

You just don't realize how funny it is until you're actually making to do lists that look similar…

funny Unemployed to do list

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Undrallio says

hahaha, that is so awesome. I love it!

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electricians says

very funny, I can relate. don’t tell my wife.

but if he only stole the steno pad at point #3, how did he do 1 and 2?? chicken and egg my friend, chicken and egg.

~dave

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abadtooth says

I like it 😛

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Jenny says

LOL that’s funny. I’ma send this to my hubby.

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Maz says

i will have to make a list like this if i want to get a job .. lol =P

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Webdesigner says

Thanks a lot! Very funny!

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Rafael says

Great !!!

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Prince Underwood says

Better Version >

1) Make List
2) Cross Number 1 off list
3) Brainstorm to make # 4
4)
5) Surf Net
6) Post List to Net
7) Tell wife I …..

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esme says

that’s really happen

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unTECHy says

Great stuff. Having been recently unemployed, I had a mental checklist that was very similar to your list.

Thanks for the post!

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ricky says

hahahha

cool

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Working at Home Mom says

I like that!! Really funny.

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jacob says

Prince- don’t forgot 0) Steal steno pad from old job.

Speaking of…

dave- maybe he stole a different pad? :p

unTECHy- we’ve all been there, haven’t we?

Everyone else- glad you guys all liked it 🙂

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Daily Common Sense says

haha that’s great

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revperrin says

I never made a list like that but at times I was so out of options that would have been a good idea. LOL

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Mirjam says

not sure I want to admit it, but this seems familiar to me … *blushing*

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Jim says

Damn funny. Except here is my actual list of what I do all day.

1 get out of bed
2 drink coffee smoke cigarette and avoid eye contact with girlfriend and kids.
3 catch o sports
4 Blog
5 Stumble
6 Talk to girlfriend who who works from home.
7 yell at a kid
8 make dinner
9 back to stumble
10 smoke
11 go to bed

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7leads says

Looks like the same list I made out this morning
🙂

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lolosad says

Hmm … soon I’ll be also out of job so this list is very inspirational … and too funny! Stumbled it 🙂

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jason says

but he would have hat to check off post on internet before posting so this is a lie.

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Antiques says

Oh, ways to procrastinate!

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chantix says

wouldnt you have to steal the pad before doing anything?

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Deborah says

Too funny indeed.
My husband works as a firefighter for Toronto, and he hasn’t had to look for a job for 25 years!
He doesn’t “get” that things have changed drastically in the search.
He once asked me if I took my SIN and Date of Birth off my resume!?
I am leaving him as soon as I can find a job and build up some capital!
Good luck everyone!
Thank goodness I found this site!

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RPO says

I have a job and i still have the same check list as this dude. Sad….

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A. B. M. Golam Sarwar says

Very funny.

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