Any person that’s ever been unemployed has made a to do list like this one at some point. You just don’t realize how funny it is until now.
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hahaha, that is so awesome. I love it!
Comment by Undrallio
— February 1, 2008 #
very funny, I can relate. don’t tell my wife.
but if he only stole the steno pad at point #3, how did he do 1 and 2?? chicken and egg my friend, chicken and egg.
~dave
Comment by electricians
— February 1, 2008 #
I like it :P
Comment by abadtooth
— February 1, 2008 #
LOL that’s funny. I’ma send this to my hubby.
Comment by Jenny
— February 2, 2008 #
i will have to make a list like this if i want to get a job .. lol =P
Comment by Maz
— February 4, 2008 #
Thanks a lot! Very funny!
Comment by Webdesigner
— February 5, 2008 #
Great !!!
Comment by Rafael
— February 5, 2008 #
Better Version >
1) Make List
2) Cross Number 1 off list
3) Brainstorm to make # 4
4)
5) Surf Net
6) Post List to Net
7) Tell wife I …..
Comment by Prince Underwood
— February 6, 2008 #
that’s really happen
Comment by esme
— February 7, 2008 #
Great stuff. Having been recently unemployed, I had a mental checklist that was very similar to your list.
Thanks for the post!
Comment by unTECHy
— February 10, 2008 #
hahahha
cool
Comment by ricky
— February 11, 2008 #
I like that!! Really funny.
Comment by Working at Home Mom
— February 11, 2008 #
Prince- don’t forgot 0) Steal steno pad from old job.
Speaking of…
dave- maybe he stole a different pad? :p
unTECHy- we’ve all been there, haven’t we?
Everyone else- glad you guys all liked it :)
Comment by Jacob Share
— February 11, 2008 #
haha that’s great
Comment by Daily Common Sense
— February 16, 2008 #
I never made a list like that but at times I was so out of options that would have been a good idea. LOL
Comment by revperrin
— February 17, 2008 #
not sure I want to admit it, but this seems familiar to me … *blushing*
Comment by Mirjam
— February 19, 2008 #
Damn funny. Except here is my actual list of what I do all day.
1 get out of bed
2 drink coffee smoke cigarette and avoid eye contact with girlfriend and kids.
3 catch o sports
4 Blog
5 Stumble
6 Talk to girlfriend who who works from home.
7 yell at a kid
8 make dinner
9 back to stumble
10 smoke
11 go to bed
Comment by Jim
— February 20, 2008 #
Looks like the same list I made out this morning
:-)
Comment by 7leads
— February 20, 2008 #
Hmm … soon I’ll be also out of job so this list is very inspirational … and too funny! Stumbled it :)
Comment by lolosad
— February 20, 2008 #
but he would have hat to check off post on internet before posting so this is a lie.
Comment by jason
— April 16, 2008 #
Oh, ways to procrastinate!
Comment by Antiques
— June 10, 2008 #
wouldnt you have to steal the pad before doing anything?
Comment by chantix
— June 11, 2008 #
Too funny indeed.
My husband works as a firefighter for Toronto, and he hasn’t had to look for a job for 25 years!
He doesn’t “get” that things have changed drastically in the search.
He once asked me if I took my SIN and Date of Birth off my resume!?
I am leaving him as soon as I can find a job and build up some capital!
Good luck everyone!
Thank goodness I found this site!
Comment by Deborah
— June 16, 2008 #
I have a job and i still have the same check list as this dude. Sad….
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— June 25, 2008 #
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