As seen on cars and websites around the world.

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Funny bumper stickers for the employed and unemployed

I had a Life; my Job ate it

On my way to work...Please kill me

Make jobs, not war

I'm sorry! Was it my job to fill your life with joy today?

I'm having an out-of-money experience

Sarcasm: Now served all day!

Hard Work Never Killed Anyone BUT WHY TAKE THE CHANCE?

My Kids Think I'm an ATM

Those who say it cannot be done shouldn't interrupt the people doing it

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare Depend on You

No coffee, no workee

I'm very organized. Everything is in one big pile

I used up all my sick days so I called in Dead

Success depends on how you define it

Warning: I'm a prfectionist

It's been a long week already and it's only Monday

Filthy Stinking Rich (2 out 3 ain't bad)

I didn't retire, I surrendered

I wish I had a job I could quit

To err is human; To blame it on someone else show management potential

Beat Rush Hour; Leave Work At Noon

Buy China = Bye Jobs

Don't send my job to Mexico

Out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign!


thrown under the bus

playing stupid

jobs that don't exist

dress up like attorney

career goals ninja

be yourself

work not just for sleep

a wife and a steady job

better than the best day working diving

dont spread my work spread my work ethic

i owe off to work i go

i work and pay taxes so wealthy people dont have to

no resume no experience

pretend to work

thought i wanted a career

rage wage

rather be playing video games

work harder

work is for people who dont know how to fish

Question of the article

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Jacob Share

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This Post Has 7 Comments

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  2. Kate

    Hilarious stuff.

  3. Cheryl Mathis

    Hey Jacob, 2 favorites: I used up all my sick days, so I called in Dead and My kids think I’m an ATM.
    Thanks for sharing. First time I laughed all day. The Word says : A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.
    Pray for me. I’m looking for a good paying job. My mom just passed away and I can go back to work now. God bless you Jacob. 🙂

    1. Jacob Share

      Sorry to hear about your mom, Cheryl. I hope she didn’t suffer too much…

      And you’re welcome. Bless you too!

  4. Vicky Driver

    Some are quite clever unfortunately nearly all are very negative

    1. Jacob Share

      It’s true, Vicky. Couldn’t find any witty ones with a positive spin

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