Daily dose of Dilbert™ now on JobMob I’ve added the official Dilbert™ comic strip to JobMob here on the right. Why? It’s a quick daily laugh. Seeing the comic here means one less mailing list subscription (true for me). The strips are in color while the emailed version is in black & white, like above. [...]

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David Steward was fired for doing something that thousands of people have done before him- posting a Dilbert comic on a bulletin board at his company. Dilbert creator Scott Adams is now trying to find the former security supervisor a job. The offending comic The story According to this article, “casino managers were not amused. [...]

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Over on the Dilbert Blog, Scott Adams gave his readers an assignment: “describe your own job in one sentence, preferably in a humorously derogatory way.” Here are the best replies from among the hundreds, with the top 10 at the end.

Warning: if cynicism annoys you, stop reading now.
My Job Is To…

1. Read things that don’t matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don’t matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
2. Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper: Tax Accountant
3. Explain big words to sales people and then cower before customers while trying to convince them that the sales people really didn’t say what the customers understood: Customer Solutions Engineer

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